Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Surat dari my future wife

I just got this interesting post from someone's blog and I think it is a reply to this letter.
cubalah baca dulu~


"Assalamualaikum



Pagi yang indah. Kelas tak ada. So, apa lagi yang lelaki bujang macam aku akan buat bila tak ada kerja? Apa? Tidur? Oh sorry sikit yea. Aku tak ada lah malas sangat sampai asyik nak tidur. Okay fine aku memang tidur pun. Sampai pukul 11 baru lah aku bangun. Awal lah juga. Awal dari kebiasaan.

Aku bangun pun sebab ada benda pelik yang berlaku. Kisahnya macam ni;

Masa aku tengah dok tidur tu, aku di kejutkan dengan panggilan someone. Aku terus buka mata dan pick up phone aku.

"Hello...." Aku menjawab telipon.

"Walaikummusalam!" Dengar suara perempuan di hujung talian.

Aku memang nak kasi salam tadi. Tapi... tak sempat.

"You tengah buat apa ni? Tidur ke?"

"Erm.. Yer"

"Asyik tido je tau. Pemalas."

Perh, kerek betul minah ni.

"Siapa ni?" Tanya aku bila tengok nombor dia tertulis Private Number.

"Siapa I? You tanya siapa I? You agak I ni siapa?"

"Mana la I tau" Jawab aku yang tengah mamai.

"I ni, wife you lah. I call dari masa hadapan."

Aku terdiam berfikir. 

"Masa bila pula I kahwin? I belajar tak habis lagi."

"Kan I dah cakap yang I call dari masa hadapan. You muda-muda dah pekak."

Perh, sabar je. Sabar je. Tapi tak apa. Aku layan.

Aku terus bagun dari katil. Aku pergi kat meje Fakh, dan ambil rokok. Then baru aku ingat, sejak bila pula aku hisap rokok?

"Hey, kat masa hadapan nanti, I hisap rokok tak?" Aku tanya perempuan kerek tu.

" Haha. Tak. You still macam dulu. Semua benda tak reti. Merokok pun tak reti. Entah apa yang you reti pun I tak tahu"

Aku diam. Terasa sebenarnya.

"Well, I call you sebab I nak suruh you buat sesuatu" Sambung dia.

"Buat apa?"

"Check mail box you. I hantarkan surat. Khas untuk you"

Selepas dia cakap, terus dia letak phone. Manis betul perangai awek-awek sekarang.

So, aku pergi ke luar rumah dan ambil surat.

Aku tengok-tengok.

Cantik suratnya. Siap ada kesan bedak lagi. Apa tah letak bedak. Orang main perfume dah sekarang. Mana main bedak lagi.

Aku buka dan baca.

*Sila baca dengan nada dan intonasi relax serta bersahaja yea.*




Wahai my ONLY future husband.  

Sorry sebab I hantarkan surat ni kat you. I tulis surat ni adalah sebagai reply kepada surat youyang kerek terdahulu. I tak berniat sebenarnya nak tulis ni. Tapi, apakan daya, you dan kaum you kerek sangat dengan ego masing-masing. Biasalah, boysss.

You, I tak nak lah tulis intro panjang-panjang. So, apa kata kalau I direct to the point je yea.

First of all, I nak bagi tahu yang I paling paling paling paling paling sakit hati dengan cara kaum you mengurat kaum I. I tak faham. Kenapa bila lelaki nak tackle perempuan je, dia mesti gunakan ayat; 


"Kita macam pernah jumpa lah. Tapi kat mana yea?" 

You, bertahun-tahun I hidup balik-balik ayat tu yang I dapat. You ingat perempuan tak bosan ke, you? Cheesy punya pick up line (Ayat mengurat) baik tak payah, you. I rasa semua lelaki gunakan pick up line tu mungkin sebab lelaki zaman you dah tak ada idea nak mengurat dah. So, I memang faham kalau kenapa lelaki zaman you ramai yang tak couple dan kahwin lambat.

Sayang, I nak tanya you ni. Lelaki ni memang ada supplier nombor telephone ke? I pelik lah bila tiba-tiba ada orang call I kata nak berkenalan. Entah mana kaum you dapat no telephone I pun I tak tahu. Mesti mintak dengan orang lain. Tak ke you rasa mintak nombor telephone orang lain, dari orang lain adalah satu cara yang tak gentleman langsung?

Pula tu, bila call je, kata nak berkenalan. Tak pun cakap nak berkawan. Tapi kan, mana ada lelaki call perempuan semata-mata untuk berkenalan. Ni mesti nak mengurat punya lah. Macam lah I tak tahu.

Lagi satu kan kan you. I tak faham kenapa bila perempuan tu tak layan lelaki yang mengurat dia, lelaki tu akan cakap yang perempuan tu jual mahal dan sombong? But then, bila perempuan layan, sesedap hati je cakap yang perempuan ni murah dah mudah melayan. What the hell, you?





Dear ONLY you. 

Tahukah you bahawasanya kaum lelaki you tu mudah perasan? Bila perempuan tegur and layan lelaki tu dengan baik je, mesti lelaki tu perasan kononnya perempuan tu suka dan nak tackle dia. Padahal perempuan tu just being nice. Can't you boys see that? Can't you?

Hunny, you bagi tau lah kat kawan-kawan lelaki you tu. Kasi tau dieorang, kalau betul-betul suka kat someone tu, mengurat lah habis-habis. InsyaAllah kalau niat iklas boleh je dapat. Dan masa nak mengurat tu, tak perlu lah ayat manis-manis. Ayat-ayat manis akan membuatkan kami (perempuan) berasa geli tau. Dan jangan risau lah kalau muka you all (Lelaki) macam longkang ke apa ke. Kita orang (Perempuan) boleh terima sebab kita orang ni bukan macam you all (Lelaki) yang hanya tengok luaran. Pantang nampak perempuan cantik, terus jadi ulat bulu yang berbulu-bulu. Tak guna.

Tapi kalau dah dapat perempuan selepas mengurat tu, tak payah lah nak touch and go. Masa belum dapat, sayang bagai nak gila. Tapi bila dah dapat, buat dono je. Masa tengah mengurat, rasa bahagia je main tarik tali. Tapi bila dah lama couple, rasa bosan. Semuanya sebab lelaki lah; mudah sangat bosan sengan sorang awek. Actually, you guys patut bersyukur sebab perempuan mudah terima segala kekurangan yang ada kat you all. Tapi you all, sibuk nak macam-macam dari perempuan. Lelaki memang mengada-ngada lah. Tak reti bersyukur langsung.



You, kenapa bila some girl tu dah reject some kaum lelaki, dieorang akan berdendam? Kacau pak we perempuan tu lah, stalk lah, apa lah. What? Everygirl in this world loves you? Diaorang kena terima you sebagai BF? Kalau tak you akan rosakkan seluruh hidup dia? You dan kaum you akan berdendam dengan dia kalau dia reject you? Bleeeh. Patut lah kaum you makin pupus. Agak-agaknya kalau kaum you sama banyak dengan kaum I, mesti huru hara dunia ni. Oh, oh. I cakap pasal kaum you tau. I tak cakap pasal you. I tau you baik. Dan setia.

Dear my ONLY husband.

Hunny, I harap you jaga sikit mata you tu. I tau yang lelaki suka pandang perempuan. I tak kisah pun kalau skali skala you nak cuci mata pandang perempuan cantik sebab lelaki memang dasar macam tu. Tapi jangan salah kan I kalau I pun pandang lelaki. Ah, awal-awal lagi I dah tau mustahil you tak kisah kalau I pandang lelaki. You pandang perempuan boleh. Tapi I pandang lelaki tak boleh. Kenapa yea, you?

Lagi satu. Kenapa it is okay kalau you borak dengan perempuan tapi bila I borak dengan lelaki je, you kata I curang? I borak sebagai kawan. Tapi you tu lelaki. Gatal. Kalau dah borak, mesti dengan perempuan cantik. Lelaki kalau dah dengan perempuan cantik mustahil borak-borak tak ada makna. Huh. 

You, I perasan yang you nak cari isteri(s) baik-baik. Tapi perangai you entah  macam apa-apa. Nak jadi imam konon. Sembahyang solo pun banyak tinggal. Nak imam apanya. Doa. Doa apa you reti baca? Doa masuk tandas? You, kita mungkin akan mandi bersama. Tetapi doa masuk tandas tu tak perlulah you lead kan. I pun reti lah. 

Hubby. Dalam banyak-banyak benda yang I paling tak puas hati adalah bila lelaki bercakap bab kahwin lebih dari satu. Kononnya sayang sangat kat I so you kawin lebih dari satu so I boleh masuk syurga? Oh pehlis larh. Lelaki memang macam tu. Asal tanya kenapa perlu kahwin lebih dari satu, mesti kasi jawapan "Supaya Isteri pertama boleh masuk syurga dan dapat payung emas di syurga. Hey, banyak lagi cara kaum hawa boleh masuk syurga tau. Asalkan bersolat, puasa, jaga maruah dan metaati suami, sure masuk syurga. Tak payah nak kahwin 2-3-4. Nak kasi isteri pertama masuk syurga konon. Padahal nak menggatal. You ingat kaum I tak tahu? Kaum I tahu semua tu you. Kami comel with the brain tau.

Sebelum kahwin, kaum you asyik rosakkan kaum I. Mintak MMS gambar tak pakai tudung lah. Gambar tak pakai baju lah. Selepas tu, mintak yang bukan-bukan. Tapi bila nak kahwin, sibuk nak cari yang perfect, yang baik-baik dan dara. Kenapa you? Nasib baik lah teruna lelaki tak boleh di tengok. Kalau boleh, memang kantoi lah semua lelaki kat dunia ni tak teruna. Kan? Dan you pulak, you teruna tak you? 

Akhir kata dari I, kalau nak mengurat kaum I tu, kasi lah cara kretif sket. Ubah sikit teknik tu. Guna kan inovasi dan kretiviti. Hantar lagu ke. Hantar bunga ke. Tengok lah sikit cerita korea tu. Belajar la dari dieorang. Dieorang tu bukan je hot, hensem, malah romantik. Macam Kim Hee Chul, Kim Hyun Joong dan Lee Min Ho. Btw Hubby you tau, nasib baik kaum perempuan ni tak gila lelaki hensem. Kalau tak, jangan harap ah lelaki Malaysia akan ada awek. Dah lah tak handsome. Tak romantik pula tu. 

Well you. The most fragile part in a girl body is her heart. So, take a good care of it. Its nice to see. Nice to hold. But once broken, considered for ever! Ingat tau nasihat I ni. Nasihat iklas dari your future wife. Jaga diri elok-elok sebelum jumpa I."

Monday, December 20, 2010

101 keyboard shortcut

CTRL+C (Copy)
CTRL+X (Cut)
CTRL+V (Paste)
CTRL+Z (Undo)
DELETE (Delete)
SHIFT+DELETE (Delete the selected item permanently without placing the item in the Recycle Bin)
CTRL while dragging an item (Copy the selected item)
CTRL+SHIFT while dragging an item (Create a shortcut to the selected item)
F2 key (Rename the selected item)
CTRL+RIGHT ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next word)
CTRL+LEFT ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous word)
CTRL+DOWN ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next paragraph)
CTRL+UP ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous paragraph)
CTRL+SHIFT with any of the arrow keys (Highlight a block of text)
SHIFT with any of the arrow keys (Select more than one item in a window or on the desktop, or select text in a document)
CTRL+A (Select all)
F3 key (Search for a file or a folder)
ALT+ENTER (View the properties for the selected item)
ALT+F4 (Close the active item, or quit the active program)
ALT+ENTER (Display the properties of the selected object)
ALT+SPACEBAR (Open the shortcut menu for the active window)
CTRL+F4 (Close the active document in programs that enable you to have multiple documents open simultaneously)
ALT+TAB (Switch between the open items)
ALT+ESC (Cycle through items in the order that they had been opened)
F6 key (Cycle through the screen elements in a window or on the desktop)
F4 key (Display the Address bar list in My Computer or Windows Explorer)
SHIFT+F10 (Display the shortcut menu for the selected item)
ALT+SPACEBAR (Display the System menu for the active window)
CTRL+ESC (Display the Start menu)
ALT+Underlined letter in a menu name (Display the corresponding menu)
Underlined letter in a command name on an open menu (Perform the corresponding command)
F10 key (Activate the menu bar in the active program)
RIGHT ARROW (Open the next menu to the right, or open a submenu)
LEFT ARROW (Open the next menu to the left, or close a submenu)
F5 key (Update the active window)
BACKSPACE (View the folder one level up in My Computer or Windows Explorer)
ESC (Cancel the current task)
SHIFT when you insert a CD-ROM into the CD-ROM drive (Prevent the CD-ROM from automatically playing)

Dialog Box Keyboard Shortcuts

CTRL+TAB (Move forward through the tabs)
CTRL+SHIFT+TAB (Move backward through the tabs)
TAB (Move forward through the options)
SHIFT+TAB (Move backward through the options)
ALT+Underlined letter (Perform the corresponding command or select the corresponding option)
ENTER (Perform the command for the active option or button)
SPACEBAR (Select or clear the check box if the active option is a check box)
Arrow keys (Select a button if the active option is a group of option buttons)
F1 key (Display Help)
F4 key (Display the items in the active list)
BACKSPACE (Open a folder one level up if a folder is selected in the Save As or Open dialog box)

Microsoft Natural Keyboard Shortcuts

Windows Logo (Display or hide the Start menu)
Windows Logo+BREAK (Display the System Properties dialog box)
Windows Logo+D (Display the desktop)
Windows Logo+M (Minimize all of the windows)
Windows Logo+SHIFT+M (Restore the minimized windows)
Windows Logo+E (Open My Computer)
Windows Logo+F (Search for a file or a folder)
CTRL+Windows Logo+F (Search for computers)
Windows Logo+F1 (Display Windows Help)
Windows Logo+ L (Lock the keyboard)
Windows Logo+R (Open the Run dialog box)
Windows Logo+U (Open Utility Manager)

Accessibility Keyboard Shortcuts

Right SHIFT for eight seconds (Switch FilterKeys either on or off)
Left ALT+left SHIFT+PRINT SCREEN (Switch High Contrast either on or off)
Left ALT+left SHIFT+NUM LOCK (Switch the MouseKeys either on or off)
SHIFT five times (Switch the StickyKeys either on or off)
NUM LOCK for five seconds (Switch the ToggleKeys either on or off)
Windows Logo +U (Open Utility Manager)

Windows Explorer Keyboard Shortcuts

END (Display the bottom of the active window)
HOME (Display the top of the active window)
NUM LOCK+Asterisk sign (*) (Display all of the subfolders that are under the selected folder)
NUM LOCK+Plus sign (+) (Display the contents of the selected folder)
NUM LOCK+Minus sign (-) (Collapse the selected folder)
LEFT ARROW (Collapse the current selection if it is expanded, or select the parent folder)
RIGHT ARROW (Display the current selection if it is collapsed, or select the first subfolder)

Shortcut Keys for Character Map

After you double-click a character on the grid of characters, you can move through the grid by using the keyboard shortcuts:
RIGHT ARROW (Move to the right or to the beginning of the next line)
LEFT ARROW (Move to the left or to the end of the previous line)
UP ARROW (Move up one row)
DOWN ARROW (Move down one row)
PAGE UP (Move up one screen at a time)
PAGE DOWN (Move down one screen at a time)
HOME (Move to the beginning of the line)
END (Move to the end of the line)
CTRL+HOME (Move to the first character)
CTRL+END (Move to the last character)
SPACEBAR (Switch between Enlarged and Normal mode when a character is selected)

Microsoft Management Console (MMC) Main Window Keyboard Shortcuts

CTRL+O (Open a saved console)
CTRL+N (Open a new console)
CTRL+S (Save the open console)
CTRL+M (Add or remove a console item)
CTRL+W (Open a new window)
F5 key (Update the content of all console windows)
ALT+SPACEBAR (Display the MMC window menu)
ALT+F4 (Close the console)
ALT+A (Display the Action menu)
ALT+V (Display the View menu)
ALT+F (Display the File menu)
ALT+O (Display the Favorites menu)
MMC Console Window Keyboard Shortcuts
CTRL+P (Print the current page or active pane)
ALT+Minus sign (-) (Display the window menu for the active console window)
SHIFT+F10 (Display the Action shortcut menu for the selected item)
F1 key (Open the Help topic, if any, for the selected item)
F5 key (Update the content of all console windows)
CTRL+F10 (Maximize the active console window)
CTRL+F5 (Restore the active console window)
ALT+ENTER (Display the Properties dialog box, if any, for the selected item)
F2 key (Rename the selected item)
CTRL+F4 (Close the active console window. When a console has only one console window, this shortcut closes the console)


Remote Desktop Connection Navigation

CTRL+ALT+END (Open the m*cro$oft Windows NT Security dialog box)
ALT+PAGE UP (Switch between programs from left to right)
ALT+PAGE DOWN (Switch between programs from right to left)
ALT+INSERT (Cycle through the programs in most recently used order)
ALT+HOME (Display the Start menu)
CTRL+ALT+BREAK (Switch the client computer between a window and a full screen)
ALT+DELETE (Display the Windows menu)
CTRL+ALT+Minus sign (-) (Place a snapshot of the active window in the client on the Terminal server clipboard and provide the same functionality as pressing PRINT SCREEN on a local computer.)
CTRL+ALT+Plus sign (+) (Place a snapshot of the entire client window area on the Terminal server clipboard and provide the same functionality as pressing ALT+PRINT SCREEN on a local computer.)

Microsoft Internet Explorer Navigation

CTRL+B (Open the Organize Favorites dialog box)
CTRL+E (Open the Search bar)
CTRL+F (Start the Find utility)
CTRL+H (Open the History bar)
CTRL+I (Open the Favorites bar)
CTRL+L (Open the Open dialog box)
CTRL+N (Start another instance of the browser with the same Web address)
CTRL+O (Open the Open dialog box, the same as CTRL+L)
CTRL+P (Open the Print dialog box)
CTRL+R (Update the current Web page)
CTRL+W (Close the current window)

Exposing a Galaxy within the Brain


Exposing a Galaxy within the Brain

A new imaging method developed at Stanford reveals the complex array of synapses in the cortex.

Shown here is the visual reconstruction of synapses in part of the mouse cortex that
responds to whisker stimulation. Neurons are depicted in green. Multicolored dots
represent separate synapses— about one billion of them per cubic millimeter of
tissue. Credit: Stephen Smith
The cortex of the human brain holds more than 100 trillion neural connections, or synapses, packed into a layer of tissue just 2 to 4 millimeters thick. Visualizing these densely packed units individually has proved extremely challenging. Synapses in the brain are crowded in so close together that they cannot be reliably resolved by even the best of traditional light microscopes, explains Stanford neuroscientist Stephen Smith in a press release from the university.
Smith and collaborators have developed a new technology that highlights all the synapses in the mouse cortex. "Now we can actually count them and, in the bargain, catalog each of them according to its type," he says.
The ability to study synapses en masse could help scientists understand Alzheimer's disease, autism and other neurological and developmental disorders. Many of these have been shown to be linked to dysfunction or degeneration of the synapses. 
Smith and collaborators first sliced thin pieces of brain tissue and then stained the slices with groups of three different antibodies. Each antibody was designed to bind to a specific type of protein found in different types of synapses and to glow a certain color, with 17 different antibodies in all.
Sections of neurons are shown in green. The protruding
bulbs are the parts of the neuron that receives a connection
from another cell, highlighted in blue, yellow and pink.
After each application huge numbers of extremely high-resolution photographs were automatically generated to record the locations of different fluorescing colors associated with antibodies to different synaptic proteins. The antibodies were then chemically rinsed away and the procedure was repeated with the next set of three antibodies, and so forth. Each individual synapse thus acquired its own protein-composition "signature," enabling the compilation of a very fine-grained catalog of the brain's varied synaptic types.
These individual pictures were then stitched together using specialized software also designed in Smith's lab, creating a three-dimensional image of the section of brain tissue. The research was published this week in the journal Neuron.
The researchers were able to "travel" through the resulting 3-D mosaic and observe different colors corresponding to different synaptic types. Observed in this manner, the brain's overall complexity is almost beyond belief, said Smith. "One synapse, by itself, is more like a microprocessor —with both memory-storage and information-processing elements — than a mere on/off switch. In fact, one synapse may contain on the order of 1,000 molecular-scale switches. A single human brain has more switches than all the computers and routers and Internet connections on Earth," he said.
His group is now focused on using array tomography to tease out more such distinctions, which should accelerate neuroscientists' progress in, for example, identifying how many of which subtypes are gained or lost during the learning process, after an experience such as traumatic pain, or in neurodegenerative disorders such as Alzheimer's. With support from theNational Institutes of Health, Smith's lab is using array tomography to examine tissue samples from Alzheimer's brains obtained from Stanford and theUniversity of Pennsylvania.
"I anticipate that within a few years, array tomography will have become an important mainline clinical pathology technique, and a drug-research tool," Smith said. He and Micheva are founding a company that is now gathering investor funding for further work along these lines.


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